Candles, etiquette, bananas

April 30, 2005 on 4:54 pm | In Blog |

Most anyone that has either come to my room or knows me for a while knows that I love candles. Mainly because it’s controlled fire, but also because of the wonderful smell that it coats my room with. I have discovered a great way to get more out of my candles. I use the candles that are in the glass jars but this will also work with less protected candles, but they have to be at least four inches wide. Light the wick and wait a few hours to when the liquid wax is a few milimeters deep. Blow the candle out and place a wooden match right next to it buried a centimeter or so. The next time you light the candle light the wick and the match and enjoy. Because wooden matches have small porous airholes like a cloth wick, the melted wax draws up to the fire and is burned as fuel just as though you had two wicks right next to each other. It’s a great way to get more heat and a bigger flame. The excess heat also allows all the wax to melt and burn as opposed to just what’s in the middle. Now remember kids to always be safe when handling fire and to cool off the matches before throwing them away. Have fun and enjoy!

For Social Psychology I had to do an experiment in my life. We had to break a social norm. The norm that I chose to break was urinal etiquette. Any guy that has ever used a urinal knows how awkward it can be when things get too close or a little chatty. Here is my experience:

I chose a restroom in a public library as the place of experimentation. Standing against the wall near the urinals, I waited until the room was empty. When someone came in by himself and started to approach the urinal, I engaged him in conversation. Not only was this awkward because I talked to him while he was trying to urinate, but just the idea of me waiting in the room was weird. When I tried to shake his hand, he looked unsure of whether he should do it or run away. He did not really say much and it was obvious he just wanted to ignore me. I tried to persevere and as he was washing his hands I told him the purpose of my actions. This greatly humored him as he said, “That’s one of those things that’s funny to other people ‘cause no one wants to feel awkward.”
The next person to come in gave me quite a surprise. He looked apprehensive to use the urinal since I was standing right there and he almost went to the stall. I made a movement as if I were finished and he continued toward the urinal. I said, “Hey, how are you doing today?” He gave me a look of complete puzzlement, as if I had asked the oddest question on earth. Without saying anything he pushed onward and at that moment his friend came in and they started talking in French. Stunned, I just left to not feel ridiculously awkward myself.
Later in the hour I went back and waited until the restroom was empty. A tall man walked in and as soon as I realized I was intimidated by him, I thought what a great way to break even more social norms. In conversation he smiled at me like I was mentally challenged student who was not even capable of tact. After tolerating the first couple of questions, he said in a reprimanding voice, “Dude, what are you doing?” I made sure to stand about a foot and a half away from him. I simply told him, “I find that human interaction is important for daily sanity.” After I patted him on his back while saying rhetorically, “You know what I mean?” I expected him to call me out on it (or punch me), but he did not even flinch. There was a lull in the conversation because he was not responding, so I just started talking about my day. It appeared as if he was going to forgo washing his hands for the more appealing route of leaving, but before he could open the door I told him of the experiment I was conducting.

I hope you all enjoyed that. Now make sure to stay regular by eating lots of bananas. For the comment question this time, what is the coolest way to peel a banana? And by the way, the stache is gone.

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  2. This has got to be the funniest thing I have ever read on the Internet. I’m still not sure about the appropriateness of the picture, but possibly its apparent inappropriateness sets up the reader for the humor that is to follow. And the juxtaposition of the three pictures is also of questionable appropriateness, but again, perhaps that sets up the huomor that is to follow. Finally, what is stache?

    Comment by Dad — May 1, 2005 #

  3. Another thing that is apparent from your picture is that you are not getting enough clear liquids into your system.

    Comment by Dad — May 1, 2005 #

  4. Thanks Dad. One thing I’d like all the guys to notice is that it comes out not in a stream be in droplets. I and many others didn’t know this until they saw this picture. Also, the banana is in the shape of a dolphin. Someone showed that to me a couple of months ago. Mu-STACHE.

    Comment by Daniel — May 1, 2005 #

  5. Thank the Lord God Almighty that the stache is gone. As far as the comment goes, what Banana peel?

    Comment by Frith — May 1, 2005 #

  6. Oh Daniel….this is just toooo funny. Having spent as much time as I have in the 2nd grade boys’ bathroom this year, it is even funnier–though they surely don’t have the “etiquette” part down. Their “etiquette” is to throw wet paper towels at the ceiling or at each other, expecially is someone is in the stall. Your dad and I had a good laugh tonight at your very funny assignment.

    Comment by Ann Frith — May 1, 2005 #

  7. Dude, that’s hi-leriny! The pictures made me laugh before I read anything. Oh man, when you get here to Gaute, there will be many a funny picture! HAHAH! :p

    Comment by SammyK — May 2, 2005 #

  8. D-well, I suggest your next breach of ettiquette be a distance peeing contest in a well suited, that is to say large, public restroom.

    I agree with the senior Stillwell, the images atop the posting are curiously arranged.
    Atleast the toiletwater would be of use in the event of a fire emergency.

    Comment by todd — May 2, 2005 #

  9. I have no idea about peeling bananas, but I do have a great urinal story. K, well not me obviously, but my friend Ryan. He was working at a large office with our other friend Aaron who constantly pulled pranks on him. Anyway, one day, Ryan is in the restroom and he hears Aaron walk in, but there is a partitian between them, so he can’t see that it’s Ryan. At this point Ryan gets an idea to get Aaron back and begins practicing his Star Wars wookiee noises. Aaron was so freaked out that he peed on his shoes a little…priceless.

    Comment by Tiffany — May 4, 2005 #

  10. Oh, and Todd, I’m not certain of this, but due to the amonia content, urine is probably flamable itself. Please enlighten me if I am wrong.

    Comment by Tiffany — May 4, 2005 #

  11. I like to peel bananas while driving because it’s dangerous and I’m a dangerous guy I hope cars don’t slip on my peels. :monkey:

    Comment by jcarr — May 4, 2005 #

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